George has a problem.
ASOS thinks he is a giant who needs giant jeans for his giant legs. George is mad because he isn’t a giant. George has 32-inch legs and is quite comfortable with his height.
On Thursday, George took his issue to the place where issues bloom into beautiful news stories: Twitter. He shared his agony and people laughed in his face. It was glorious.
This is what George had to say to ASOS:
— George Riggall (@GeorgeRiggall) 2016年5月26日
Either that, or George shrunk dramatically in his sleep. The people of the Internet were lost in hysterics and joined the mission to get George his regular jeans.
There was empathy for George’s new life as a fashion-forward man with massive turn-ups:
— Chris (@Cranky84) 2016年5月26日
Others wanted to copy their hero’s look:
@ASOS_HeretoHelp where could I buy the 50 inch pants if I wanted them?
— made most moist, man (@moistboy64) 2016年5月30日
Some were laughing so hard, they began to cry:
— Lissa Evans (@LissaKEvans) 2016年5月27日
— Hannah (@HannahWelling) 2016年5月27日
People provided smart and practical alternative solutions:
— Doug (@_dogden) 2016年5月27日
Then the Twitter stream descended into people recommending George’s jeans to their friends. While George just wanted his damn 32-inch jeans so he could go outside.
— Olivia Mills (@OliviaSophiaM) 2016年5月28日
— Rob Cresswell (@RobCresswell13) 2016年5月27日
The saddest part? George is not alone.
— Alex (@KETFLIXNDCHILL) 2016年5月14日
— esme (@ezxxx_) 2016年5月18日
— Hannah Cook (@hannah_coook) 2016年4月6日
— Sarah (@xsarahspeaksx) 2016年5月30日
ASOS has been contacted for comment. George is still flapping around his house.
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